peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: buckyraccoon, via orgasm)

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

(via attackonsocialabilities)

dirrtyflowerchild:

all-about-living-up:

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

literally adventure time knows their shit

(Source: pretendplaytime, via crystallized-teardrops)

gallifrey-feels:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

You didn’t pick that up in high school?

(via kaede-sama)

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

(via crystallized-teardrops)

bigbootybitch420:

bueno:

is this breaking bad

jesse looks so young in the first season aw

(Source: thehuglife, via shego)

saltyvessels:

thathickstergirl:

magicalbeautifulkibi:

ive-been-tired:

kuneria:

Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people. 

That at is why he always talked in such a calm voice.

Bob Ross is probably my favorite human being on television

(via kaede-sama)

monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY

(Source: roopop, via freelancing-pansexual)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

many-sexuals-so-edgi-wow:

im-completely-occupied:

https://31.media.tumblr.com/ce307260c21b7f45655cda6952e0df5c/tumblr_mxcfm2R7iu1rhavdko8_r1_500.gif

i think mine got stuck somewhere in the middle


hell naw you have a fully formed face . like really formed. super formed face.  at one point it looks like a puppy tho or is that just me?

i love u

(Source: malformalady, via trust)