Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me